Why a database?
"The "everything is a file and files have no locking" mentality of UNIX doesn't scale well to continuously running systems."
I don't understand what argument you're making here. UNIX doesn't actually have "everything is a file" semantics (cron does not, for example, in the sense proposed by the article). Plan 9 mostly does, and it's actually kind of awesome. What part of Plan 9's semantics of everything is a network-transparent file "doesn't scale"? And, what do you mean by "doesn't scale"?
I'm not trying to be argumentative, I genuinely don't understand what you're suggesting instead. What is an alternative cron implementation that is implemented as a database that "scales" better than something like this, by your definition? And, what is "scale" in this context?