You make some pretty strong attacks on the state of the art approach to computer vision. Could you please provide citations?
As someone working on neural networks, although not really on computer vision, I do not believe several of the things you said are true.
> > Pornographic images, for instance, are frequently identified not by the presence of particular body parts or structural features, but by the dominance of certain colors in the images
> Neural networks
This is definitely not what state of the art neural networks for computer vision do, although I'm sure there are many models out there that do function in that manner.
We know that neural networks learn to detect higher level features. For example, see the excellent visualizations in Matthew Zeiler and Rob Fergus' Visualizing and Understanding Convolutional Networks paper. (http://arxiv.org/pdf/1311.2901.pdf)
> Neural networks are unsuccessful because they are not detecting anything. They're just making statistical correlations that happen to be right for the specific set of training data they have received.
Are you saying that the correlations they learn aren't true on non-training data?
If so, that is false. Any competent person in ML tests on different data than they train. Well trained neural networks generalize to new data very well. That's why we use them.
> There's no robustness whatsoever. Artificial gullibility.
Are you referring to the adversarial counterexamples section of Szegedy et al's Intriguing properties of neural networks paper? (http://arxiv.org/abs/1312.6199)
This paper shows that one can craft noise which will fool a neural network. But it isn't noise that is found in real life. It's created by an optimization process which is basically looking for ways to fool the network. Basically, it discovers an optical illusion for the network.
(From the manifold perspective, it moves us in a direction perpendicular to the manifold.)