[probably shameless plug] I first intended to write this as an answer, but I ended up with a complete blog post:
http://programming.tudorconstantin.com/2015/01/perl-already-...
http://programming.tudorconstantin.com/2015/01/perl-already-...
That's a strong statement. Are you quite sure those are the only two possibilities?
What's my hidden agenda in agreeing with this article over yours?
It's just that, well, it isn't legacy. It's more up to date and much more robust than many of the hip languages.