Aside: That was a very thorough and well written blog post, mraleph :) A very enjoyable read.
edit - I do think the blog post implies that v8 can't do polymorphic inlining. That's the impression I got from it anyway (and I was somewhat surprised, as I had assumed it would). It may be worthwhile to change the wording to make it more clear that V8 can inline more than one callee at a site.