My jaw dropped at this point. It's more like "fuck being a well-rounded person". Or fuck understanding references that educated people make in everyday life.
The object of high school history wasn't to teach you the names of all the kings of England. It was to give you a context to understand the modern world. [1]
"Let's try and breeze past this useless mumbo jumbo as fast as we can; we have a LOT of web frameworks to cover!"