Here's Everything That's Wrong with Our 'Under 30' Obsession

Now I'm fifty years old, I have a resume to die for but cannot get a job.

I've been contemplating whether I would do well to learn Javascript as well as the various .js frameworks like jQuery. My theory is that I would crush the competition, because my experience the last while with the Javascript I encounter on typical websits, is that it must be uncommon for Javascript "coders" to know that there even is such a thing as the Javascript console, let alone debuggers, assertions, stress-testing, error injection &c.