Broken cap tables
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Until my lawyers started asking me questions I didn't even know I was supposed to do anything with them -- I just filed them away with all the other paperwork I knew I'd probably need sometime but didn't know what it was for. Honestly in my mind that goes under one of the bullshit administrative things I wish I could pay someone to take care of. If someone created a Zenefits for cap table management/investor relations, I'd be the first customer.
EDIT: I'm not just talking about cap table management (glorified spreadsheets). I want something much more comprehensive.
eShares is not just "glorified spreadsheets". They are an SEC registered transfer agent. eShares offers fully electronic securities which feeds into the realtime cap table. Here's the feature page: https://www.esharesinc.com/features
Disclaimer: I work at eShares.
I don't think this is actually true. If I recall correctly, it's possible to set your company up in a way in which stock certificates are actually not required. Delaware corporate law explicitly recognizes this possibility (http://delcode.delaware.gov/title8/c001/sc05/#158).
And, as a recovering lawyer who billed far too much time printing out stock certificates and attending to other inane cap table management issues, I'd strongly recommend asking your lawyer to set your company up as uncertificated if it isn't already. There's no real value to the company to issue actual certificates (they don't provide any additional legal "truth" that doesn't already exist in other legal agreements), but there are consequences to screwing up or misplacing a stock certificate.
I had major stock admin issues at a fairly mature (then 6-year-old) company that is now public. Soon after I started, my boss promised me a follow-on stock award for good performance but failed to do any of the paperwork. I only discovered this issue when I later requested HR to audit my paperwork, and I ended up having to fight our General Council (who was also on the board) for an ENTIRE QUARTER over this mess. The GC not only badgered me but completely mislead me and had the board change my grant without my signature on the final agreement in order save his face (and likely the company from running into trouble with pre-IPO auditors). It took a ton of painful arguments with my boss (and revelations that he had other 'broken' stock promises) to finally get that stock re-awarded. To save HIS face he ended up giving a bunch of my colleagues pre-IPO stock bonuses too (though some had that 'fuck-off' back-weighted 10/20/30/40 vesting). The whole process unfortunately obliterated the trust in the relationship and made /vesting/ the (mostly) restored stock very, very painful.
If the law, regulations, and administration were a lot more straightforward, I doubt any of this would have ever happened. (Well, if my boss and the General Council would have owned up to their mistakes, that would have helped, too :) . Something like eShares might have also enabled my company to let non-management employees do 83(b)s leading up to what turned out to be a highly successful IPO.
eShares is nice, but some sort of basic, open-source and free baby gate would be a huge help, too. When managers have so much control over employee compensation, it's really easy for them to fuck things up (intentionally or not).
FD: I work at eShares.
[0] http://blog.samaltman.com/employee-equity
[1] I work @eShares.
Edited to expand a bit:
Shares are ugly and annoying and cap tables are broken but it so rarely matters. Things should obviously be better and cleaner and more organized but since so few companies return anything to anyone besides the preferred shareholders, I'm not sure the 'cost' of this disorganization is very high. Seems like another case similar to the uncovered call option description of 'technical debt'. By avoiding the time and effort of energy associated with cap table management, companies can focus on things that add value and count on lawyers to sort it out when the work will provide value -- fundraising / M&A. There's a point to be made about the lack of a signal here too, if all companies are bad, then no company looks worse for meeting that expectation.
Are crypto-currencies now so familiar that we are explaining other concepts in terms of them, and not the other way around?
A lot of "don't worry we recorded it", but when I give you a 5-figures check I want physical proof! Based on this article, looks like I was well justified in this.
Put that sucker in a safe deposit box, if you haven't already. If you lose it, you'll be in for a bureaucratic nightmare of indemnity bonds (which are expensive!) and notaries to get your money. And on the happy day you get to exchange your piece of paper for cash, you get to live through the unique experience of trusting a huge sum of money to the postal service.
It's a like backing up your computer on a local hard drive because you don't trust cloud providers: the chance that a law firm will lose your certificate is a lot lower than the chance that you will.
The point about complex calculations in prose instead of just writing the algorithm is also a good one. I find anti-dilution clauses in particular to be nearly impossible to parse versus just stating the desired scale. IMO don't be afraid to trample on tradition and actually write the formula in the docs instead of the prose. Likewise, I email my stock certificates as digitally signed PDFs.
I like choppaface's point about a basic, open-source starting point. Not necessarily free by the way! I just don't like the idea of the single point of truth for sensitive company data like that sitting on someone else's servers.
Not if you understand that investors and the market are not optimizing for founders with good management experience/understanding.
So, yes, it actually was worthless.
A family member had many months of struggle getting stock certificates too. It's a real issue.
Human attention and willpower are limited resources, and assuming that when someone or a company does one thing right they must be doing other things right as well is one of the oldest fallacies in the book.
The system is surely broken.