I do sympathize with the big damage done by poor hires & problems getting rid of them - I have seen similar as well. However, a process like this will select against a lot of quality developers and not necessarily select for the ones you want to work with. It just selects for the developers that that company wants to work with who are willing to jump through such an extra set of hoops. It also tells me as a candidate that the people who are working there don't have the courage to speak out against such a process selecting against candidates not willing or able to go through the process or the leadership is too weak to figure out that this sets up a bias that isn't intended to be selected for, thus being a bad hiring mechanism.
A trial process like this would select against lots of quality developers, true, but that isn't the real question. Instead, I want to know whether the developers who wind up being hired represent a more talented subset. I can't prove that it would, but I feel that this system would be more accurate in letting the right people through.
All that said, I like some of the gray area solutions proposed in this HN thread, including after-hours or weekend remote work on a project already in production. Not a perfect solution, given the inability to evaluate things like culture fit, but it combines many upsides of the alternatives.
Is the knowledge of splines a major predictor of a graphics programmer's success? I don't understand why it appears to be a point of denigration here. The details of your story are foreign to me, of course, so maybe I'm missing context. But it's always helpful to remember that time is finite when compared to the seemingly infinite amount of things to learn. No one comes to work and says, "I want to suck today!"
And yet companies will still let good engineers walk out the door because a competitor is willing to pay them 20% more.
Everyone always talks about how "amazingly difficult" it is to get under-performing people to leave, but really, why is that so? I find that simply saying
"You know, we don't think this arrangement is working out for either of us. Can you please do us a huge favor, and resign? BTW if you agree, here's $X, a perfectly respectable severance package that acknowledges that you are human being, and that this was just as much our mistake as yours."
pretty much always works (provided the company is willing to swallow $X, which if they have any integrity they should have no problem doing). You don't have to say the "this was our mistake part" of course, but that's what the $X is for, because it says it implicitly (and in a more substantial way than mere words ever could).
Of course, there's also the task of getting other people to see that someone is under-performing, which can be quite difficult sometimes -- but that's a separate issue (and if it really is especially difficult to have these kinds of conversations with persons of authority in your group, then maybe you should be moving on, as well).