Getting a few errors, you probably are aware of due to HN traffic. But the error makes me wonder,
thirstyaffiliates-stats/thirstyaffiliates-stats.php
who are these thirsty affiliates you try to include?
thirstyaffiliates-stats/thirstyaffiliates-stats.php
who are these thirsty affiliates you try to include?
For sure Server Monitoring is dead. At least for OP.