This is hilarious!

I'm ranked first in:

  Cheerfulness   (Before or after morning coffee?)
  Orderliness    (Because of my 3rd normal form sock drawer?)
  Gregariousness (Before of after my 3rd beer?)
  Agreeableness  (I disagree! Watson needs debugging.)

I'm ranked dead last in:

  Imagination (No one I know could imagine how this could be.)
  Authority-challenging (My teachers & bosses would disagree.)
  Intellect (Before or after my mother dropped me on my head?)