- "Apartment quality is really really bad": no always true, like in any other major city (try NYC),
- "The weather is awful, it rains 40% of the days": the same,
- "food quality is abysmal": very true (only applies to restaurants, supermarket food is standard),
- "Parisian being grumpy": fair enough,
- "pretending not to speak English": I don't think that's true (but it's hard to objectively assess).