You'd have to be crazy to hire this person. Let's check the boxes.

✓ Post dripping with entitlement

✓ Arrogantly rejects companies for reasons such as being located an an unhip suburb

✓ Finds offense in almost anything that happens in an interview

✓ Degree in Ethnography

✓ 6 month feminist coding bootcamp

✓ 6 month failed internship

✓ Fluffed up github with virtually no actual code

The lines of code to sexual harassment lawsuits/internet shitstorms isn't going to be good with this one.