As a Microsoft developer with two MCSD certifications and an MCDBA certification, I actually laughed at this. IE11 is certainly better than IE6, but I find it unusable comparable to its modern day competition.
Abysmal plugin support, none of the nice usability features of Chrome (ex: Paste and Go on address bar, right-click Search Google for highlighted text, etc) and more leads me to believe Microsoft should give up with IE and start over with an IE branded version of Webkit or heck even Chromium. They could continue their Xbox marketing and call it Internet Explorer One and actually dominate the browser wars again. Leave the old IE classic on there for the small percentage of people that need ActiveX support (blech).