List of things I still can't do in November 2014

A lot of these things you still can't do for good reasons, like : "10. Get investors for my startup by advertising the stock offering on the web and selling shares directly."

and some of them you've been able to do for years and years like

"26. Be able to sell my advice online. It's worth something and I should have some way to monetize it."

(altho based on this pose I disagree with the premise) and some of them are deep into what-the-fuck-land like

"27. Be able to see a list of all single people in LA right now and efficiently sort through this data, with two way opt-in, to find an ideal match"

ESPECIALLY in the light of "11. Get a quick, binding divorce online."