And OSX is not Linux. I don't want non-Linux OS.
Also, I get 7.5 hours on the battery, I wonder what went wrong between the UX31E and the UX31A?
Only quirk I have with the touchpad is that on Windows, with 1 finger idle on the touchpad and another finger moving the cursor would still move with the moving finger. On Ubuntu, the cursor remains stationary any time there are two fingers on it. I probably would not have noticed it if I weren't already so used to the Windows functionality so it isn't a big deal at all.
ten@vekony:~$ xdpyinfo | grep dimensions
dimensions: 3200x1800 pixels (846x476 millimeters)
I've set the scale to 1.38 for menu and titles bars (in the Screen Display settings) and everything looks great.
Chrome is a nightmare, there are some builds of Chromium that are better with HiDPI support, but Firefox works perfectly with the setting "layout.css.devPixelsPerPx" set to 1.8.
I've also set the text scaling factor to 1.58 (Using Unity Tweak Tool).
There is a good Arch Linux wiki page with some HiDPI tips - https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/HiDPI
I'm completely happy with the results and when I use my Wife's MacBook Air I think there is something wrong with my eyes as the difference is really noticeable.