I up voted it. I skimmed it in a few minutes (reading your rant and typing this response took longer). I'm rather fluent in JavaScript so I didn't learn much new, but it seemed like a nice short comparison of some of the mechanisms of using JavaScript.

Perfect, and complete, probably not. Useful to someone trying to grasp the basic options available, sure. The "old school" style may be the best way for you, but certainly would cause problems with many developers or while trying to use some large JavaScript libraries (though fortunately most those tend to use some type of encapsulation (except the unfortunately ubiquitous Prototype)).

If you don't like JavaScript patterns or the subject doesn't interest you read the link head line and move on. If you are interested, I think the article is a nice brief summary of some ways to use JavaScript.