oh puh-leez... srsly?

i don't need to apologize for swearing... and similarly, you don't have to perform semantic acrobatics to find a different definition for "bending over".

jason certainly meant the headline in a "don't drop the soap" fashion, just like i meant to use the word "fuck" for emphasis.

get over yourself and get off your victorian soapbox. people swear. they've been doing it for hundreds of years.

if you can't get past the use of either as a literary form of emphasis, then you're the one being juvenile.