Dutch startup claims it cost the economy $330,000 so far and counting

That's not a start-up, it's just a humorous website.

I guess you haven't heard of the Department of Sabotage, in charge of keeping government from being too efficient ...

(Featured many moons ago in an SF story, possibly by Mack Reynolds. Not specifically Dutch, pace the coincidence of the word's origin.)

These games are actually more boring than watching paint dry. It's sad that people find this more interesting than their work.

"costed" --> "cost".