This reminded me of the best TCP timeout story I've ever heard, the case of the 500-mile email: http://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html
(I learned this by reading the /usr/share/misc/units.lib file and finding the lightyear definition: "c-yr")
Since it took me a moment to figure it out, heres how to install it:
brew install gnu-units
then run as: gunits
So it lives happily besides the default units command.
I know I'm stretching my luck, but since those were great reads - do you have a 3rd best TCP timeout story? :)