Google Blacklist – Words That Google Instant Doesn't Like (2010)
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But just to use this as a soapbox two things that DO bug me:
- Android's keyboards REFUSES to type "rude" (by American standards) words in a super buggy way. There is a setting called "Block offensive words" that as far as I can tell does absolutely nothing (they're blocked regardless). You first need to uncheck that, THEN add them one by one to your custom dictionary, and only then it might SOMETIMES type "fuck" instead of "duck." But be careful to add "Fuck" and "fuck" to your dictionary as these are different bad words (based on capitalisation, as is "FUCK").
- Autocomplete is accepts suggestions without prompting, thus giving you things you never asked for. This presents in two ways, in Chrome you are just given it in the line and have to backspace before enter to clear, and in IE if the mouse happens to be positioned over an autocomplete option even before that option appeared, when you hit enter it will select that (helpful!).
Even in swype mode.
Words mean whatever I ducking want them to mean.
We keep at this long enough and every word is a swear word - and the devs can duck themselves.
Small anecdote from (very politically correct) Canada: my son came to Canada without speaking English very well. A bunch of kids in school decided to take advantage of this and told him to say 'fuck'. He did and then they ran off to the teacher saying the new kid had said 'fuck'. (Which was technically true...). So the head master of the school calls me to talk to me about my kids language and that he'd used the 'f-word'. I didn't get what he meant. So he kept on dancing around it until after 30 minutes or so he finally managed to spell it out (not say it). Incredible.
You can text them. Just not auto-complete them.
Here's an image of me trying to send feedback to adwords and it rejecting my real name: http://imgur.com/HdwxGd7
I usually think it's funny when this happens, unless it's a hospital delaying blood test results.
(The feedback was sorted a few days later so they didn't need my report.)
My friend lobbied with google for a long time, and surprisingly they ended up disabling all suggestions for our name. I'm not sure if we were added to the Blacklist or if google has some other mechanism for this situation, but I was pleasantly surprised. It's good to see that google will implement this for non-famous people as well.
For example, they stop autocompleting on the word cuckoLd at the letter "L". That happens to be the point at which it diverges from the word cuckoo. I know I wouldn't want to be searching for a cuckoo clock, mistype one letter, and suddenly have a bunch of stuff about adultery on my screen (or worse, a bunch of x-rated images).
This was probably obsoleted by Safe Search.
Note: you'd probably need either a lot of time or a botnet to run this script without getting blacklisted :)
edit: Oh, this was last updated in 2010... nevermind then.