Having said that, I would like to add something positive to the discussion. I think whichever editor you choose, you should learn to move the cursor around without using the arrow keys. There is considerable value in keeping your hands on home row. Every time you reach for the arrow keys you add latency to your workflow. It adds up.
I think you're completely ignoring the next generation of hackers, which is unfortunate. I've been working on getting past vim's learning curve for over a year, on and off. True, this submission sucks, but it lead me to find this: http://www.viemu.com/a-why-vi-vim.html, which is pretty informative for a beginner.
However, this does not require the spamming of "editor" advocacy posts (where "editor" has meant "vim") recently.
In the mean time, maybe the discussion will justify its continued existence on the front page.
It's not about the subject, it's about the content.
There are still interesting discussions to be had about multiple-decade-old text editors, but this is not one of them.