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Predictably, the person before me searched for "horse porn".

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we can't have nice things.

I got "Paul Graham nude". Wunderbar.

What's missing from this is the accountability in the real world cafe. If you ordered something disgusting, there is a significant chance the next person is not too far behind you and will take it out on you.

Also, the cafe has a finite menu of predefined positive choices, whereas Google has an infinite menu including potential negative choices.

I just ruined the joke, didn't I?

I got "happiness". It made me smile.

I am glad you liked it :-) I was left "your moma".

"ways to kill Hitler", not so much negative as too little, too late.

Maybe it was Tarantino.

"Good news" for me :)