You know, this wouldn't be too hard to implement as a storage engine for MySQL... What an intriguing idea.
[1] http://multicorn.org/foreign-data-wrappers/ [2] https://github.com/Kozea/Multicorn/blob/master/python/multic...
Otherwise it sounds like you're insinuating that MySQL is somehow languishing or limping along, which is ridiculous.
MySQL is going to SELECT almost any query faster than Postgres in a single-user/desktop installation, it's going to be easier (although granted less strict) to import data, plus it has Sequel Pro.
The idea that MySQL is much faster than PG is largely a relic of the era of MyISAM, which was very fast for trivial queries, but also terrible in basically every other way.