If I were you, I'd consult with a criminal defense attorney before speaking further. You wrote a blog post admitting to a federal crime under the CFAA, and phone hacking is in the spotlight at the moment due to what's going on with Piers Morgan's former haunts.

If you do not have a criminal defense attorney, you now need one. If you're banking on Jason's good will, the decision to prosecute you is not in his hands.

"He's a great sport"

Great sport? This isn't a practical joke gone wrong.

Is there anyone there who can proof read your landing page at skurt.co? I know you don't need it to be perfect but it reads like an email from a Nigerian prince.

Oh boy. At least have the balls.

Doing this is the one thing, pulling back 15 minutes after someone criticises you is the other.