Zipcar parks its iPhone app – finally

What annoys me about a headline like this is that the verb "parks" makes me say "Funny! Car -> parks! Great! But what the heck does it mean?"

In this case, it means "arrives in the App Store", but my initial thought was "shuts down", which is what I do when I park my car.

Bottom line for me: when I have to read the story to understand the headline, I count that as a fail.

Okay, Johnson & Johnson, now it's your turn. Where are the LifeScan iPhone devices & apps?