Page Speed 99% YSlow 99% High Performance Web Site

Haha, now try getting it on a site with images and other content i/e a normal website.

I've been at the forefront of pagespeed since before it was trendy, I've achieved 100% 3 times and 95% or above about 50 times, my sites load in less than 500 milliseconds - that's ENTIRE page load and DOM ready, when you can achieve that then you can boast!