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Do a version replacing "growth hacking" with "spamming" and "marketing" with "lying", and I'll very happily install it (and wire you two beers worth of money, if you have a donate button or sth.).

what are you going to replace it with? "butt" is already taken and wouldn't fit grammatically anyway. [https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt]

s/Hacking/Jacking/g

hack -> buzz, hacking -> buzzing

s/hacking/licking/g

would be my pick

Snacking?

Growth snacking? Snacking on some code?

I vote for fumbling.

my sentiments exactly. HN comment of the month.