This article makes me genuinely angry for burying the explanation for why 12 foot traffic lanes are dangerous beneath many paragraphs of what the author clearly thought must have been clever banter, wasting my time. Note to authors: put the claim and the gist at the top, then defend it with more details. Don't burry the gist of the article with shitty and annoying writing, making the reader scan paragraph after paragraph of bullshit to establish if the article is worth reading in the first place. In this case, it wasn't.