A Twitter Bot in One Line of Code

I've also seen too many blog posts trumpeting the amazing ability to do something-or-other in three lines of Ruby -- one or two of which are loading some library that does all the work. Not impressed. It's nice that you can get something done with minimal work, but the emphasis should be on ease of use, not on number of lines.

Here's what I have so far:

o=onelinebot;u=$o:one.$o;t=twitter.com;h=http://;alias a=alias;a w=while\ read;a c="curl -u$u -d";c track=$o ${h}stream.$t/track.json>t&tail -f t|w t;do echo $t|grep -Eo '"screen_name":"[[:alnum:]]+"'|cut -d\" -f4|w s;do c '' $h$t/friendships/create/$s.json?follow=true;done;done

It's two tweets (280 chars, down from 417) and it's not quite functional... This one will track "onelinebot" instead of "one line." It's basically the same as the original post, but with lots of nasty substitutions.

I figured I'd share, because I really need to get back to some other work - if you can get it working, please share.

For bonus points, make a twitter-quine: as some part of its operation, have the bot tweet its own source code.

I've tried, but the lowest I could get is around the 230-240 mark for something that tweets hi $n (where $n is the name of the person tweeting something you're interested in) for bash. It seems the URLs are the killer. URL Shorteners would help but bleh security. Any ideas for different languages?

In APL that just might be possible.