And my servers? Is there anything I can do without taking them offline?
You could replace bash with e.g. a perl script that strips parenthesis from your environment variables, and then invokes a differently named copy of bash. That might not break anything. Then again, it might.
Just did this, except I accidentally removed both bash and dash... it wasn't fun having to compile bash from source with zsh. For whatever reason it absolutely did not want to work.
But all back to normal now.