Startup invention converts animal fat into fuel

If you don't pedal too hard, bicycles will go for very long distances on fat and simple sugars.

I'm not a radical animal supporter but the choice of picture attached to this article is disturbing.

What's next... Soylent Green is people?!

Sweet! Now, with some government subsidized liposuction, we can solve America's obesity epidemic and foreign oil dependency all at once!

That's going to be unpleasant to fuel up. How many miles per pig now?

I believe the standard metric is miles per american. (or some other witty comment about Americans, fatness, and big cars)