The Itch (2008)
newyorker.com
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Oh wow, so that's what that is. I get that. I always assumed that was typical; it's a pretty horrid sensation, it's like my eczema crossed with pins and needles, and it happens when I get in or out of a shower or bath, especially quite hot ones (but even just warm can do it).
How such a mundane thing as an itch can completely wreck your life and your body -- I still count it as one of the scariest things I've ever read.
Cartman fakes to have tourette so he can be asshole to everyone