I usually just spoof mac addresses of people who already paid in most of those cases, the caveat usually being somebody had to pay.
Not that a court would agree with my logic, of course.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_access_method
Calling it "access control" has always been confusing which is why people started calling it Machine Address Code or Ethernet Hardware Address instead.
Good luck explaining that to the judge.
Of course, I just tethered my phone and got way better service than their crappy $10/day wifi.