That wasn't a dream. As we move closer to the CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN configuration, natural Sensitives will find themselves drawn to installations with high levels of occult activity.

Of course, this represents a national security threat, so we've determined your location using a traceroute-on-steroids that Bob whipped up for us. The Plumbers are en route. If you have any especially nice rugs that you'd like to bequeath to a family member or friend, please make sure you're not standing on them about 3 minutes from now.

"I had a Laundry dream"

A case of a green nightmare?

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