http://www.bikemag.com/news/guy-wins-megavalanche-division-o...
(Admittedly, full suspension is probably a bit more forgiving than a hardtail, but I have more fun on a hardtail).
Technology has improved a lot from the first few generations of suspension and even climbing a modern suspension design that isn't intended solely for downhill will isolate pedal bob from bumps and nicer rear shocks will also have either a lock out or inertial damping/"pro pedal" or lock out feature that helps even more.
I actually just got back from a ride the included some climbs up through some steep rock gardens and I feel the rear suspension can actually help keep traction better so you can stay seated and just grind things out over the bumps instead of having to stand and throw the bike around if that makes sense.
The descent is no contest, the bike just stays much more in control and I don't have to use my knees like shock absorbers as much.
And I'm on a bike I paid $1400 for on fall clearance though it is a more trail oriented then enduro oriented bike meaning it has only 120mm of suspension front and rear (it is an older BMC trailfox tf02).
I'd like to give a hardtail ultralight 29er a try at some point as well though.
If by 99 percent of the time you refer to climbing(because going up is so slow and takes more time compared with going down), lots of rear suspension's rigidity systems can be adjusted with your finger in a five seconds operation.
My bike has this mechanism, I just select the "rigid mode" for climbing and change it for going downhill.
Eating the power that will go to the wheel is exactly what I want when I go downhill the Swiss Alps, or Teide or Sierra Nevada.
Sometimes I would love to have "regenerative braking". I have a limit in the velocity I can handle. Over this everything goes so fast.
Also, having family you start re thinking the risk you take.
I am good, but not that good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr5FGOKY3RM
Some folks also get bikes with rear suspension because it limits stress on the torso and knees when hitting bumps.