Fiddy: Great, here's a photo of me and I'll send you a few zesty rhymes about being the best.
Greene: Cool, we'll profit share and you can read the final draft before it goes to print.
Fiddy: Word. Split it into 50 chapters.
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I saw a Hugh Hefner self-help column once: don't even know if Hef even knew about it. Here it is: http://tr.im/z3yQ