I am not putting 1TB+ per table dumps of data into a strangers website what can be done with a bit of sed or a script in ${LANGUAGE}.

Loader from Several Nines, is a tool for doing parallel loads of CSV into MySQL and MariaDB https://github.com/severalnines/loader

Mydumper is a threaded dump and load tool for MySQL/MariaDB. https://launchpad.net/mydumper

Tungsten Replicate can do batch load replication into any external datasource http://docs.continuent.com/tungsten-replicator-3.0/deploymen... So long as you have a script for it: https://code.google.com/p/tungsten-replicator/source/browse/...

EDIT: A fun extra, https://mariadb.com/kb/en/mariadb/documentation/storage-engi...