The Arachnids That Live on Your Face
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They are almost certainly transfered via close skin contact (breastfeeding, etc).
[1] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3747743 [2] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22647043 [3] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18281199 [4] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19018955 [5] http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18166321
Bacteria are about 1/100 the size (1/1,000,000 the volume) of these mites. The mites can be seen by the naked eye (barely).
How would the mite even get in? Much less breathe. Bacteria can get in the same way sperm do, mites are not able to swim through the fluid.
But you went rather too far in assuming what's true for bacteria is true for mites.
Plus the immune system actively works with bacteria to cultivate specific species. So you should not extrapolate to all bacteria either.
* = The JD\Dr Cox "shaved the baby" scene in Scrubs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHAAmdskBqU
> Thoemmes also sampled ten 18-year-olds and found Demodex DNA on just 70 percent of them. This fits with what earlier studies had shown—the mites seem to become more common with age. They’re rare on babies, more common on teenagers, and universal in adults. No one really knows where we get them from. Dogs get their face-mites during nursing, and humans might do the same—after all, one study found a lot of Demodex living in nipple tissue. But the fact that some teens aren’t colonised suggests that we pick up these creatures throughout our lives.
[0] http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/08/27/you-almos...
Reminds me of this piece detailing the writer's own "microbiome":
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2011/06/27/discoverin...
So, if you see someone out busking with a lab microscope and a boombox, shouting something about face spiders, then chuck us a quid. I promise to remember it when me and the crew are rich and famous.
> Spiders are living on your FACE! Please buy our stuff.
Reminds me of the use of DNA sequencing to detect giant salamanders using DNA collected from stream water. [0]
There's something so incredible wondrous to me about this. Tiny, tiny signals revealing secret hidden life.
[0] http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjourna...
This old nursery rhythm can join Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the other lies we tell our children.
we acquired our mites from our ape ancestors...
as early humans walked out of Africa...
I believe in evolution...but I believe in misinterpretation a lot more.