I wanna know how this kind of experiment actually works.
> Bill: "Hey Joe, we're gonna do an experiment, and we need you to smuggle a chainsaw through airport security."
> Joe: "All right. Hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it."
> TSA: "Is this a chainsaw?"
> Joe: "I'm a researcher, I swear."
> TSA: "Likely story. FULL CAVITY SEARCH, FELLAS."
> Bill: "Hmm, that didn't work. Next up, flamethrowers. Hey Frank..."