I am not sure why this post begins with the header "Translation:". It is not a translation of the article.
Example: "The department will thoroughly investigate the police officers' fatal shooting of the unarmed teenager to ensure justice is upheld."
TRANSLATION: "The police officers will get paid leave, possibly a vacation to Hawaii to escape the media spotlight, and then get a promotion in rank."
That said, whether gp's "translation" adds any insight is questionable.
An actual translation from German to English is what's expected, and would have been a lot more useful.
I agree. I was simply explaining to thebear why Htsthbjig used the word "translation" in a non-language-mapping sense in case he might be unaware of "translate" as a cynical idiom. Apparently, the downvote shows my explanation was not helpful. :-)