An open letter to Valleywag: Why your snark is going to get us all killed

Is this like A Humble Proposal? If not, it's pretty much the most ridiculous (and disjointed) thing I've ever read. Just really, really badly done.

Like I just said in another thread: most of America is in something resembling a depression.

To those who see no opportunity and no future, optimism is an insult. The Valley's optimistic self-helpy "follow your dreams" zeitgeist sounds like "and why do they not eat cake?"

Outside the alpha cities of the coasts, there is no future in America.