Hah! Oh man...this is so classic I just had to laugh. In case you weren't aware, the rivalry between Turks and Greeks has been going on for literally centuries. What makes this all the more laughable is that the word "yogurt" is Turkish. However, since the Greeks have done a better job (in recent history at least) of exporting their culture to the west, Chobani's sales would probably plummet if they relabeled as "Turkish Yogurt", even though that would be a more accurate term for it in more ways than one.