Yo Is Trying To Get Parody App YOLO and Others Pulled From The App Store
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If twitter is valued around 50 billions USD with 140 char messages then it is only fair and sensible to value Yo at ((140 - strlen("yo")) * twitter_valuation) USD.
2. See it go viral.
3. Somehow raise money -- because crazy user 'growth' is the new 'eyeballs'.
4. Pay lawyers to take down similar apps -- also created in a weekend.
5. Users get bored and move on to the next thing.
Apps like this are no different to a short-lived meme. This is not value creation.
Well shoot I better start on my "Dude" app that lets whoever you messaged respond with "Sweet".
It was funny for a while but let's not start a trend of worthless trademark trolling becoming the new software patents.
It's a win for both developers and consumers, because less competition at a higher standard means more market share goes to developers that genuinely innovate and deliver value and less goes to those that just game the rankings system by spamming with cloned crapware and fake reviews.
The fact that the platform is a complete walled garden is the real problem, not whatever Apple chooses for their quality/decency standards. I am very happy that Apple chooses to enforce those standards within their own ecosystem. I'd just prefer if they allowed access to alternatives as well, which hopefully will happen in the future as they become a larger monopoly and pressure on them to open up becomes more of a mainstream concern.
Honestly, it's hard to tell.
1. A method of monosyllabic communication over a communications network, comprising:
- a bespoke user interface selected from a colorway including purple, violet, orchid and lavender,
- sending at least one monosyllabic communication,
- wherein, in response to receiving a first message from at least one messaging subsystem, producing an audible vocalization of consisting of at least a "Yo",
- receiving agile tweetstorm heuristics, including but not limited to fullstack machine learning for map reduce.
Hodor
> Worst of all, the hilarious Yo, Hodor!, clearly a parody of Yo, has also received the notice.
If I were you, I'd get Hodoring like it's the last night on earth.
I mean... ok, yes literally it does in Yo's case but... never mind.
Using an app makes it okay to just send one bit of information. It can be done in two presses: one to open the app, one to ping the person.
Please note I am not arguing that Yo is worth the money invested in them. I do, however, think that many of the comments went too far in the other direction to say the idea has no utility.
REQ -> ACK
And we can do it with any IM app, or even better with SMS or Messages without necessitating the other user download any BS app for that.
You can't claim an app to message people is your IP.
Should have called it "Dumb Yo." http://www.scpr.org/news/2014/02/09/42085/dumb-starbucks-cof...
But they're both a little silly and it's not right (in my definition of right) for either to be trying to get clones taken down IMO.
My app would be called something like fuckyo!
It's also another way to keep their name in the press.
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Is it possible that funding this kind of project is form of fraud/giving money to friends/family ? I mean if you are in position to fund such project using company money and your friends work for that project then 10M valuation checks out. Maybe you could use your money as well for tax purposes (no idea how that works in US). People aren't usually too happy to give money away and it's hard to believe anybody takes 10M valuation seriously so fraud is one natural hypothesis to consider.
Why exactly is it 'natural' to speculate negatively using poorly formed logical conclusions? Those VCs that gave them money agreed to the valuation. Just because you disagree agree with it does not imply that there is fraud going on inside the company.
You may be on opinion that the valuations are clearly not ridiculous and that's fine but imo you can't rationally claim that valuation is ridiculous and fraud is not serious possibility.
That is the app.