Haha sorry about that Frank! Thanks for writing this though, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I guess title and timing made a difference :)
This is totally off-topic but I'm originally from San Antonio and noticed the last picture in the article and picked it out immediately as you having a drink at La Gloria. This (and the heat!) is exactly why it's so hard for people back home to lose weight. Kudos to you for figuring it out!
Good eyes! We were there after a con at Rackspace! It was as deadly as you've foretold.