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That sounds like how I wake up on the weekends, except mine is also normally shouting, "The sun is up!" He never seems to realize that I know, but don't care that the sun is up.

Some days it's the 3 year old, some days the 5 year old, some days the 1 year old. In the rare event that none of them wake up before 7:30, I wake up by then on my own. Sleeping in has long been situationally impossible; I now find it biologically impossible as well.

That sounds oddly similar to my morning routine. Except my 3 year old is a dog, and not quite as vocal.