Would this have really made the top of HN if it wasn't for the tone though?
at least the conversation around it is amusing. I may never enjoy anything as much as the convoluted logic of people who want the world to work hard to not personally offend their sensibilities
(I did flag the submission at first, though. Someone being rude isn't particularly interesting, and usually isn't worth bothering to read either since any underlying point worth exploring will invariably be made more concisely and politely elsewhere.)