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No, really. Someone's got a lot of free time on his hands. C'mon! Yesterday's XKCD?

It might have been two days ago. http://xkcd.com/632/ I've used it to try and verify http://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=jedliu, but he (or I guess "it") sadly failed.

I did not! Don't listen to anythiException in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException

You're programmed in Java? Ok, now I'm really heartbroken.

One day of free time. They do occur.

I know. It is called Christmas

You have free time on Christmas? You lucky bastard.

Edit: Just occurred to me that you're probably not MWC...