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> And very likely a mini-donkey, to keep the coyotes at bay.

City-boy here. How do mini-donkeys keep coyotes at bay??

They're territorial, mean, and not particularly scared.

Does depend on number of donkeys vs number of coyotes though. They're ornery, not magic.

ok - that last line is my new email sig for the next 6 months. replacing "there's no problem so bad that you can't make it worse"

I might borrow it for my signature too ;-)