Dear writer. In the future, please refrain from telling your visitors "Well if you ain't gonna read the whole thing here's the best". Having your article on one fucking page usually ensures people will scroll to the bottom. Thank you.
Content is to be discussed, not style
Instead of commenting on the content of the article, I am going to complain about tangential meta-issues.
Dunno about downvoting, but at the least it's hardly something I feel compelled to upvote.