"military-grade AES encryption"

Can we please, as an industry, agree to stop using bogus terminology like this?

"Even the NSA won't be able to read your dirty secrets"

And can we stop using ~"Our encryption beats the NSA" as a selling point, given that:

1. It doesn't take into consideration the various side-channel attacks the NSA would actually use

2. It's unlikely to be true even discounting side-channel attacks

3. It's a scare tactic at best, akin selling boats that are rated "kraken-proof".